Jul 1, 2011

i remembered growing up & drawing with steve
while watching blue's clues
& this episode really caught my interest
it was about it being mailbox's birthday
& steve going to the store buying her
& present with blue dollars
i loved this episode...
fast forward to recently

i ran across this same episode on netfliix
i watched it & i guess because i was sleepy i started getting upset
here's why

-the mailbox is a mailbox
-how in the hell does a mailbox get a fucking birthday party
with friends musical chairs & food
-the damn mailbox has more of a life than i, so i'm naturally bitter
-it's a damn mailbox
-steve is a grown man, buying gifts for a damn mailbox
-what part of america did steve live in where they except dog dollars
-mailbox
-doesn't steven get any bills? if steven was stefan he would have
hid the mailbox so he couldn't get anymore mail
-look at this fucking picture!
-what?!

& that is why you shouldn't watch kids shows, it'll only raise your blood pressure & you'll die early

Jun 29, 2011

ALEXANDER THORNTON


BEST OF "PLANKING"

i'm sure most who have twitter have heard about planking, 
but in case you live in chalk zone 
i'll update you, worry not!
well planking was started overseas
& if you're overseas reading this you've started!
._. but more specifically in australia were they
can lie gently in green pastures face deep
in kangaroo poop
the object of the whole game is to lay face
down in awkward places, it's more of a flash mob
game & it's quite amusing.
but you know niggas
we like to ruin everything & bring up
which is not funny despite my laughter
without delay the best of planking 

caption
riahhf:

#Plankin Ain’T EASY!!! @DaBishopDonJuan #PREACH-CHURCH-TABERNACLE

lmao 
More Planking strippers
for les paul's 96th birthday, google decorated their homepage
as a gee-tar, go figure
due to the fact not a single soul on this
blue planet has a life google decided to keep the
homepage for our amusement
HOORRRAAYYY!
click here!
i have no clue why people like my blog but here are some random notes about it

-i'm not a serious blogger, i do not care about much in pop-culture
or entertainment tis why i rarely blog

-i only post what amuses me

-i don't like periods, i use comas incorrectly, only because it feels good
why? i haven't a clue

-i don't proofread anything

-i'm not a fashion blog, & i don't post anything pertaining to my music taste
because it's personal & i rarely talk about it

-i'm @kyeoshiin on twitter & i'm the only one here, hi!

MR.BRAINWASH


i do not like mr.brainwash, i think he is corny & a rip off
of some really talent artist
he uses american references for his pop art because he knows
we're dumb enough to be intrigued
all of this is street art with a generic warhol twist
he doesn't even put his hands in a lot of his work
nothing about it is personal
i really don't like this guy & a lot of
people post pictures like this 
from his collection with "doooopppe" 
written under it ._.
-slams door-
i quit
i guess i'll have to link you 

Mar 9, 2011

i made a "mixtape" full of awkward r&b songs
& the art work ^-^
click here

Mar 6, 2011

has anyone ever asked you a question via twitter, facebook HOPEFULLY NOT TUMBLR
& you thought to yourself, "why the fuck didn't you just google that shit?" well, i just found 
a way to be thee biggest asshole on earth. instead of answering their question go to the site
that will be huge as hell below & let google answer for them...

                            LMGTFY.COM